Ring... Ring...

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

If you are Koro and believe that your penis is dissolving into your body and that it will kill you, you are probably right and you need to hang up and come seek me immediately! ;-) (just doing masti...)

~Studying Psychiatry! ;-) I might be a lil loopy when u talk to me.

Hey, I heard that! :-)~ (Take that back! More than usual, I meant...) :-)


*Check out "Karen Carpenter Barbie" on Youtube; they reinacted her story really well with barbie dolls...


This one is for FUN:
http://www.eepybird.com/exp214.html