DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ..

This one is for everyone who ..
a) has kids,

b) had kids,

c) was a kid,
d) knows a kid

e) is going to have kids.

I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ..

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
my mouth and said , "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, What happened to my booger?